I’ve been driving most of the day and packing and unpacking the rest of it, so I’m a little thrashed today.
Rather than the long blog I had planned to do today, I thought it would be easier on me and fun for you to do something else. I’ve discovered what has to be a strong candidate for the World’s Funniest Title. I got this from Chip MacGregor’s blog. Here’s an exact quote of the title:
“How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?”
No, I didn’t make that up. I’m nowhere near clever enough to think up that great title. I haven’t read the book, but I verified its existence and read some of the reviews on Amazon.
Check it out! This guy has 39 reviews, an average 4-star rating, and his Amazon rank right now is #38,010. No kidding. The reviewers generally say it is the most unintentionally hilarious book they have ever read. After reading the book description on Amazon, I can well believe this. I’ll quote you the first two sentences of the book description:
I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway.
This, I would guess, is the Christmas gift you get for the guy who really does have everything. Because you can bet good money he hasn’t got this, and he’ll love it.