Advanced Fiction Writing Blog

A quick note to say that I hit my deadline yesterday for completing the first draft of FICTION WRITING FOR DUMMIES. I’ve been silent lately because I’ve been working hard to get it done on time. By my count, it’s over 120,000 words, which is a lot to write in four months.

I should start getting revision requests back within a week or two, so I’ll soon be back at the grindstone, but for now, I’ve got a few free hours. It’s nice to be done. I’ve rethought a few things about fiction writing as I tried to make things simpler and better.

I’ve been working hard on the alpha testing for Snowflake Pro. I have a team of 23 testers and we’re making rapid progress. I will of course notify all my e-zine readers when Snowflake Pro is ready for prime time.

In the meantime, it’s worth noting that my latest humor column, featuring the ever-enthusiastic Sam the Plumber, is now posted online. You can read all about “The Wife Coach” here.

Have fun!

I’ve been quiet on the blog lately because I’ve been working frenetically on my next software product, “Snowflake Pro,” which will make it fun and easy to work through the steps of the Snowflake method. “Snowflake Pro” also creates the skeleton of a book proposal, after you’ve completed the first 6 steps of the Snowflake method.

[Note added on Tuesday, June 30:] I posted the above yesterday and asked for volunteer alpha testers. I received a flood of emails and have selected a team of alpha testers that is small enough for me to be able to manage all the comments. I have put a number of people on the waiting list. I believe I have enough alpha testers for now. Thanks to all of you who volunteered!

I’m working on my e-zine today, which should go out tonight at midnight.

In the meantime, I thought it would be fun to note that my latest “Sam the Plumber” humor column is now available. Sam is now on Twitter! The title of this month’s column is “All A-Twitter.” Read all about it here.

And by the way, Sam really does have a Twitter account! Not sure how that happened, but his user name is “SamThePlumber”. Are you following Sam?

A quick note to say that my latest humor column starring Sam the Plumber has been posted. Sam decides this month to help me out with an overzealous endorsement seeker. Unfortunately . . .

No, I can’t say any more. I leave it to you to read the column.

I’m behind in everything, but hope to get my e-zine sent out tonight, so I need to finish that up.

I’ve been pretty quiet lately on the blog, for reasons that I can now reveal.

A few months ago, I began working on a proposal for a book titled WRITING FICTION FOR DUMMIES. I have a co-author, Peter Economy, who has done a number of books in the famous Dummies series, and we have been working from the get-go with an acquisition editor at the publisher. The proposal was accepted several weeks ago, and we’ve been working through those pesky contract details ever since.

As of yesterday, I signed the contract on the book. I’m taking it in to FedEx it to the publisher in a few minutes. And I’m busy writing chapters now.

I’ll post more information as we get closer to publication date. Currently, we’re scheduled to launch the book in November, 2009, right in time for National Novel Writing Month.

So now you know why I’ve been so quiet. I want this book to be the best it can possibly be, so I’ve been working extremely hard on it. Once we get past our first milestone date, I’ll be better calibrated on how much time and effort it takes to reach milestones, and I hope to get a bit more regular in my blogging after that.

In the meantime, I’m celebrating the fact that . . . I’m a Dummy.

The last couple of weeks have been frenetic. I have a couple of projects that have been consuming all my free time. One of them is a book deal which is in the final stages of negotiation–I’ll announce details here when it’s finalized. The other is going to be a nice surprise for everyone, but I can’t say what it is just yet.

I’m leaving tomorrow for a writing conference, but thought I’d toss out this question: What are you reading lately?

I’ve just finished reading THE SHACK, by William P. Young. It’s been riding high on the bestseller lists for months, and I finally decided to read it. I had been holding off because I had heard a couple of things about it that gave me pause. First, I had heard that the level of writing craft is not that good. Second, I had heard that some people have “theological qualms” with the book.

I have now read the book and I was blown away by the story. Writing fiction is about giving your reader a powerful emotional experience. THE SHACK delivers that in spades. It is also one of those books that may well affect you for the rest of your life. I think it’s fair to say that it will do that for me. It has already made a very significant difference in my life. A good story can do that.

As for craft, I’d say that THE SHACK is not going to win any awards from writing teachers who love rules. I am not much bothered by that. The purpose of those pesky rules is to guide the author in giving the reader a powerful emotional experience. Period. THE SHACK delivers. To heck with the rules.

As for those pesky “theological qualms,” I can see where some people might have issues. Truth to tell, I have never, ever read a book that I agreed with 100%. There is probably nobody alive I would agree with 100%. I saw some things in THE SHACK that I didn’t agree with. This had nothing to do with the impact the story had on me.

The two storylines that have delivered the goods to me most powerfully in this decade are:
1) The Harry Potter series
2) THE SHACK

All of which reminds me that my friend Doug Bolton has ten autographed copies of THE SHACK that he is giving away on his web site to anyone who signs up for his free e-newsletter. I met Doug last summer at a writing conference. He has a web site on dealing with depression and is running this promotion until April 15 (Tax Day, which drives depression for a lot of us).

So if you want to be entered in Doug’s drawing for an autographed copy of THE SHACK, take a look at his web site at www.DougBolton.com.

OK, I need to go get packed to fly out tomorrow. Leave a comment and tell us what you’re reading!

Barbara asked:

Do either the Kindle or Sony have speech capability? And, if so, is there a way to vary the rate? After “listening” for over twenty years to do my reading, I listen at a rate that others consider “gibberish”. I read Chip’s article, very informative. Let me know about speech with these devices.

Randy sez: The Kindle does. I don’t know about the Sony. The Kindle has a quite nice text-to-speech feature that will allow you to have it read aloud any e-book you own. The speech quality isn’t as good as a human actor, but it’s good enough that the Author’s Guild got after Amazon for it, because this seems like it’s encroaching on the rights of an author to sell (or not sell) the audio rights to a book. Amazon has backed down. Now the feature is available only for those e-books that the author allows it.

The Kindle also plays audiobooks directly, just like an MP3 player. (There’s a jack for a headset in the top of the Kindle.) It comes with 1.5 GB of memory, which is not huge, but it’ll hold a fair number of sound files.

Karen wrote regarding my last blog post about opportunities for brand new writers:

Since I’m going to be in your mentoring group at Mt. Hermon, this is good news for me! But the idea about it being a good time for new writers to break in seems odd. Wouldn’t publishers be hesitant to risk investments on new, untested writers and rather spend their money on writers that already have an established following?

Randy sez: Even if a writer has an established following, there is no guarantee that his or her next book will earn out its advance. I read an article on the web just today that asserted that 90% of all books fail to earn out their advances. This does not mean that 90% of all books lose money. I am told that a book can break even or make a profit, even when it falls far short of earning its advance.

But even in good times, most publishers invest in new writers. I’m not a publisher, but I can guess at the reasons:
1) Since new writers are new, they don’t have be lured away from some other publisher (which costs money).
2) Since new writers are new, they don’t generally get a big advance, which means the book costs less to produce.
3) All best-selling novelists were at one time unpublished, and every publisher would like to find the author of The Next Big Thing (and lock that novelist into a multi-book deal at a bargain price).

To be sure, not all books by first-time authors sell very well, but neither do most books by multi-published authors. I know far too many veteran authors who aren’t selling nearly as well as they deserve.

I have no crystal ball to see the future. Neither do I have any publishers telling me their secret plans. All I have are twenty years of watching the industry through thick times and thin times. And the one constant over those twenty years is that unpublished writers ALWAYS believe this is a terrible, crappy year to get published, whereas every year, a surprising number of them sell their first novel.

Generally, the ones who break in are the ones who were putting their butt in the chair and writing every day for years and years and years AND then taking the action required to sell their books. (Getting critiqued, learning from other writers, going to conferences, pitching their book to editors and agents, and NOT QUITTING when things looked tough.)

Because let’s face it: Things almost always look tough. I have seen a few fat years when it seemed like any idiot could get published. But most of the years I’ve been watching this crazy publishing game, it’s looked like a hard, hard year to get published.

This is a sermon I’ve preached many times: Nothing happens unless you take action.

The corollary to that is that when you take action, something good might happen.

I was gone for several days last week to the Florida Christian Writer’s Conference, and am just now digging myself out from the things that piled up while I was gone. The conference was a lot of fun. I taught for six hours on internet marketing for writers and was up very late most nights critiquing the web sites of some of my students.

Being a west coast guy and a night owl, I had trouble falling asleep before 1:30 AM, which was kind of a bummer because I had to get up at 7 AM to make it to breakfast before my 8:30 AM classes.

Aside from massive sleep deprivation, I really enjoyed it all and met a lot of interesting writers. I actually fell asleep and almost fell over one evening during a terrific talk by Calvin Miller, which showed just how thrashed I really was.

When I got home Sunday night, my newly ordered Kindle was waiting for me. I didn’t get a chance to even unwrap it until Monday night, but have been playing with it off and on since then. Here are a few random thoughts on the Kindle.

The Kindle I got is version 2.0, which appears to be much slicker and more polished than version 1.0. At $359, I consider the Kindle still too expensive. However, it’s definitely a fine machine if you have the money and if you need it.

The Kindle connects to the world in two ways:
1) via a wireless connection to the Sprint network (you don’t pay anything extra for this–Amazon pays the Sprint tab).
2) via a USB connection to your computer

The power cord is actually the USB cable, which connects into an electric plug that has a USB connector. It’s a clever idea and it means that you only have one cable for the device.

The Kindle has a built-in web browser that lets you view web sites over the Sprint network. Since the Kindle’s graphic display is still limited to 16 shades of gray, you’re best off viewing sites that are mostly text. Note that the Kindle graphics uses “electronic ink” which uses very low power, so you get a long battery life. The resolution is about 200 dots per inch, which is twice as good as most computer monitors, so the display is very easy on your eyes. It is not backlit, so you can read it easily in direct sunlight. But you’ll need a light to read in the dark, just like a regular book.

You can also connect wirelessly on your Kindle to the Kindle Store (which is really Amazon) where you can buy e-books. You use the Amazon One-Click technology to buy them, and they download direct to your Kindle. Since every Kindle has a unique ID, Amazon knows who you are when you connect to the store. If somebody bought you the Kindle as a gift, then you have to register it with them so that it will recognize your Kindle when you connect to the store. It’s all quite seamless.

One downside of using Sprint for connectivity is that you can’t connect if you’re outside the Sprint network. My house is in a cell phone dead zone. None of the cell carriers reach my house, so when I’m at home, I can’t use the Kindle to connect to the outside world. However, I can still log on to Amazon and buy books there on my computer, then download them direct to my computer and then move them to my Kindle via the USB connection. So I’m not exactly helpless, even in the dead zone.

The Kindle lets you read several different kinds of files. You can transfer them to your Kindle just by plugging in the Kindle to the USB port on your computer. Your computer thinks it’s a USB flash drive and you can drag files into the “documents” folder in the Kindle and that’s all you have to do. Here are the kinds of files you can transfer in this way:

1) You can read the special .azw files that Amazon uses which have digital management rights built in. This enforces copy protection, so you can’t buy a book on Amazon and give it to someone else; it will only display on your Kindle. Normally, you don’t have to drag these into your Kindle from your computer, because when you buy a book on Amazon, it automatically downloads to the Kindle wirelessly within 60 seconds. But if you’re outside the Sprint network, you can log on to your Amazon account and download the book and then drag it to the Kindle.

2) You can also display plain text files (with the .txt extension) directly on your Kindle.

3) You can display unprotected e-books in .mobi or .prc format (the so-called Mobipocket format). There are a lot of these books on the web for free (more about this later).

4) You can play Audible format sound files (with the .aa or .aax extension). This means you can play any audiobook from Audible.com or other audiobook sellers directly on your Kindle. The Kindle has built-in speakers that are “good enough” and it also has a headphone jack.

5) Likewise, you can play .mp3 sound files.

6) Some of my loyal blog readers have been wondering about Word .doc files or .pdf files. You can’t display these DIRECTLY on your Kindle, but Amazon will convert files in this format to Kindle format for you FREE. All you have to do is email the .doc file or the .pdf file to your Kindle (each Kindle comes with its own email address). When you email the document, it goes to Amazon, which converts it to the Kindle’s special .azw format, then forwards it to your Kindle wirelessly. At the same time, Amazon sends you an email on your own computer, notifying you that the .azw file is available for download to your computer, which you can then transfer to the Kindle via USB. It may sound a little complicated, but it’s actually not. It’s quite slick and easy to use. The file formats you can transfer this way are: .doc, .pdf, .html, .jpg, .gif, .png, .bmp, and .zip. This is actually pretty good, since these are most of the common formats for text and simple graphics.

I will confess that I didn’t get the Kindle in order to save a few bucks on books that I buy on Amazon. That is a nice side benefit, but what I really wanted is a nice reading tool for Word .doc files. I constantly get requests for endorsements from my author friends, and sometimes they want to send a Word .doc file. (This is a lot cheaper than sending paper, and it’s also quicker.) The problem is that I end up not reading the manuscript because reading a novel on a computer is torture. As I have been learning in the last couple of days, reading it on a Kindle is a real pleasure. I’m currently reading a novel by a friend of mine (my former editor who’s also a novelist) and I’m well into it.

I often get requests from author friends to read their manuscript before it’s ready for endorsement or even ready for the editor. I always say I’ll try to read it, but very rarely do I find it possible. My eyes just aren’t that good, and reading on a computer is hard for me. The Kindle is going to make it possible for me to do that now. Ditto for book proposals or other documents.

So this is the real reason I got my Kindle–to read unofficial books long before they get published. My understanding is that a LOT of editors these days have bought either the Kindle or the Sony E-book Reader for exactly this purpose. It’s a lot easier to take a Kindle on the subway than to take 30 manuscripts.

By the way, the Kindle also has a text-to-speech feature that will read the book aloud to you. It’s a pretty good text-to-speech reader. The male voice seems a little smoother than the female voice. I was talking with Vicki Crumpton, an editor friend, at the Florida conference. She had her Kindle shipped direct to the conference and was showing it around. We agreed that the digital voice is remarkably good, but it’s not something you’d want to listen to a whole novel with. It just isn’t nearly as good as a real human voice.

The Kindle has a tiny QWERTY keyboard on it, so you can type (very slowly). So you can annotate your books with notes, and place bookmarks. I’m told you can even do email but haven’t tried this. If you delete books from your Kindle that you bought from Amazon, you can always redownload them from Amazon (it takes less than a minute by wireless connection), so you don’t have to worry about “losing” them.

I recommend getting a cover for the Kindle, since otherwise the screen is going to get dinged up when you put the machine in your backpack or purse. Amazon has a nice leather cover for $30, and there are many other options.

One of my writer friends mentioned to me yesterday that you can get a TON of free e-books from www.FeedBooks.com. I looked and was delighted to see a lot of great classics that aren’t copyrighted. If you love Jane Austen or Dostoevsky or Mark Twain or Dickens, then check this place out. They have many many e-books in formats suitable for any e-book reader (even a plain PDF format that you can read on a computer).

I don’t think that Kindles will replace paper books, any more than the web has replaced newspapers or magazines. What has happened is that the web has taken market share from newspapers and mags, but there is still a place for paper. I do think the Kindle and similar e-book readers will take market share from paper books, and in the future, e-book sales will be a substantial fraction of an author’s sales. Since e-book royalties run about 25%, and since e-books typically sell for less, this should be a wash for the author. But authors may see more sales because of the cheaper format, so we may see more revenue because of higher volume. I don’t feel threatened by e-books at all.

One of my loyal blog readers, Marcus, asked about newspapers and magazines. There are a number of these available for the Kindle. They download to your Kindle wirelessly as soon as they’re available (typically before you could get delivery of the physical product). I haven’t tried any of these yet. There are also about 1000 blogs you can subscribe to. Again, I haven’t tried these, so can’t comment on them.

As I noted above, the prices for a Kindle book on Amazon are a bit less than for the paper copy. I just bought a copy of CONSPIRACY IN KIEV which was recommended by an editor friend of mine. The Kindle version is priced 60 cents less than the paper version. However, shipping would have cost me another few bucks for the paper copy, and I’d have had to wait a few days for it. So it made sense to buy it on my Kindle.

Amazon lets you read several sample chapters first, before you buy, and of course you download them wirelessly. I did that in the parking lot of the UPS store when I drove into town today. I went into town specifically to test how the Sprint service worked on the Kindle. It worked fine. Of course, I could have downloaded it on my computer at home and then transferred it via USB to the Kindle, but I wanted to verify that the wireless option works well.

So that sums up most of what I have to say. I think I’ll use my Kindle in the following primary ways:
1) Reading pre-release books by my author friends
2) Reading classic novels that I can get free off the web
3) Reading new release novels when it makes sense to get them electronically instead of paper copies

I still like paper books. The problem is that I have thousands of them. They take up a lot of space. They cost me time, energy, and money every time I move. It’s hard to pack more than two or three when I travel. The Kindle is going to help me minimize those problems. I hope to read some of those classic novels that I never read in high school because my “enlightened” school decided that those old writers were no longer “relevant”. Many of them are available free, and the Kindle will make them a lot more readable than my computer does.

Here is one thing I’d like to see on a Kindle: folders.

The Kindle will hold 1500 books, more or less. That’s a lot of books. Right now, when you load books to your Kindle, they all go into the “documents” folder. A folder with 1500 entries can take a while to navigate through. Far better to have folders within folders within folders, like you do on your computer.

Jeff Bezos, if you’re listening, I hope you’ll get your team to add folders to the Kindle real soon now. It’s a fine machine. It costs quite a lot, but it does what it promises, and then some. Since Apple Computer seems to be in no hurry to produce an e-book reader, the Kindle looks to me to be the next best thing. I expect to get a lot of use out of mine.

I was on a tight deadline last week, which is now mercifully past. I made it, just barely, but I was working on it until Saturday afternoon before I finally got it done. I don’t love deadlines, but they do make me awfully productive.

Today, I made three purchases, two of which were intended and one of which was not.

Purchase #1: The first purchase was the new Amazon Kindle 2.0. I actually paid for the Kindle awhile back, but it wasn’t available just yet. I got an email from Amazon this morning telling me that my Kindle has shipped. I know there is a lot of debate about whether the Kindle is a good deal or not. I think it will meet my needs, one of which is to allow me to read Word documents away from my computer. I find it uncomfortable to read Word documents on the computer for long periods of time. I’m told by my many Kindle-owning friends that the Kindle is very easy on the eyes and it allows you import Word docs easily. So I bought one. This way when I read manuscripts for endorsement, I can just have them email me the Word doc and I can read it anywhere.

Purchase #2: A few minutes after I got that email, the UPS man knocked at the door with a box containing something I ordered last week. It’s a small monitor stand that holds my iMac up just high enough that I can slide my keyboard under it. I wanted this because I often need to get the keyboard out of the way so I can write something on paper or pull my laptop over. I got this on the Macessity web site. It took minutes to install, and has the added virtue of having a powered USB dock with 4 USB connectors. The monitor stand looks great and is exactly what I wanted.

Purchase #3: The third purchase I made was accidental. A year ago, I signed up to receiving a paper newsletter by a marketing genius named James Brausch. James is the guy behind a number of unique and excellent products, such as MuVar, RaSof, and Glyphius. I have bought all of these and I think they are terrific. So a year ago when James ran a special on his new Testing Newsletter, I signed up for it at a reduced price of $100 per year. The only problem is that I only ever got 2 or 3 issues. For whatever reason, most of the issues never arrived. I’m a busy guy, and I basically forgot about it. Out of sight, out of mind. But it’s an annual $300 subscription. So this morning, I got an email from PayPal to notify me that I had just spent $300 on a renewal of a product that I have not been getting. Dang! I hate when that happens! I got on PayPal and cancelled the subscription. Then I emailed the current owner of the Testing Newsletter (James Brausch has rebranded his business under the name “Diego Norte” and it now is run by employees) asking if they would refund my subscription, given the circumstances. Will the folks at Diego Norte do the right thing here? I expect they will. James always treated me well, and I expect that the systems he’s left in place at Diego Norte will continue to do that. I’ll keep y’all informed.

Tomorrow, I’ll pick up where we left off last–our analysis of the characters in STAR WARS.